Ask Me About My FTP — Funny Cycling T-Shirt for the Data-Obsessed Rider

FTP — Functional Threshold Power — is the number every serious cyclist either brags about or lies about. It's the watts-per-kilogram measurement that separates the "I ride occasionally" cyclists from the "I have a dedicated training plan and a smart trainer" cyclists.

If someone in your life talks about their FTP unprompted, this is the shirt for them. They'll either laugh or immediately tell you their number. Probably both.

A perfect gift for the power-meter-obsessed cyclist in your life — great for Father's Day, graduation, or any occasion where you want to speak directly to their cycling identity.